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Badge of Honour - Madness Fans and Their Tattoos

Posted by admin on Oct-26-2009

BADGE OF HONOUR - MADNESS FANS AND THEIR TATTOOS

Tattoos are not the sole monopoly of the chainsaw punk or leathery biker. Here at Madness Central, we’ve got our fair share of Madness fans who sport the ink, a sure sign of ultimate fandom… anyone willing to go under the needle to prove their love of Madness has got to be a true Madness fan!

You will know Andy Coulter at the beach by the mural on his back. Done on his 40th birthday, can there be any better testament to a love of Madness than taking up a good 30 percent of your skin surface with Madness ink?

Vicki Lee sports a bracelet of Madness ink. The Madman is obviously Madness. What’s not so obvious are the seven stars that complete the ensemble, each star representing one member of the band.

Our own Managing Partner Lee “Loobyloo” Buckley wears her Madness badge proudly on her arm. This is a lovely bit of Madness ink accenting a lovely lass.

Carl Barry boasts Madness from wrist to elbow. I’ve cut myself in this region of the arm and know it’s kind of really really painful, so kudos to Carl for his pain tolerance.

If you have Madness ink anywhere on your body (and don’t mind taking a photo of it), feel free to email me at…

steve@madness-central.com

…if you’d like your tattoo featured here at Fan Central.

Let me let you in on a secret: Dave Wakeling, the English Beat, General Public, Bang!, The Free Radicals… these bands define the soundtrack of my youth (and a bit into adulthood, too). One of my first gigs? The English Beat at the US Festival in So Cal in the early 80’s. First date with my teenage heartthrob Natalie? General Public at Cal State Fullerton, which also happened to be the last General Public gig of the 80’s. Young adulthood, early parenthood? My son’s first gig at the age of one year was a reformed General Public at the outdoor Edgefest in Albuquerque, New Mexico… rub it better, little skanker!

Albuquerque is where I call home now, and I’ve been treated to Dave and company scooting through Nuevo Mexico for the past decade. So imagine the thrill of thrills of getting to sit down for almost two hours and interview Dave for my Madness fan page, Madness Central, in April of 2008. Want to read the interview? Dave’s in top form. Point yourself this way:

The Ska’dfather - Dave Wakeling of The English Beat

You’d think sitting down with a childhood hero would be totally nerve-racking, but two minutes with Dave and you’re totally at ease. I interview quite a few musicians and artists for the extra dosh, and these go okay for the most part, but they feel like interviews, very static and rote. With Dave it’s like having a conversation with an old friend.

Flash forward to last summer at the House of Blues in Anaheim. I happened to be visiting my home town of Fountain Valley, California, and Dave, ever the gentleman, invited my son, girlfriend and I to be his guests for the Rockin’ The Colonies gig. Could I turn this down? No way! Here’s a picture from that night (taken by the lovely Diana Sainz).


Tracy Rolfe, Dave Wakeling, Scott Bringe & Steve Bringe in the Green Room, HOB Anaheim

If you think like I think that I owed something back for Dave being so freaking cool, you’d be thinking the right thoughts. So when I got an email from the Dave Wakeling Appreciation Society asking for volunteers to spread the good word, I jumped on the chance to show my appreciation by plastering the town with flyers and posters.

Here’s a short chronicle of some of the highlights of today’s three hour excursion around Q-Town.

Okay, nothing English Beat about this picture, but I never miss a chance to plug my grad school alma mater. Welcome to the University of New Mexico, which happened to be our first stop on the Beat Street Team Tour.

This was the first stop bopping around campus. Have you ever heard of a bulletin board made of vanadium-hardened plywood? This board was impervious to thumbtacks. Even with a five pound crack hammer I don’t think we could have pounded a tack into the board. Fortunately, we came armed with tape. Nothing shall thwart the Good Word! By the way, that’s my kid Scott who loves Dave Tunes as much as me… and he’s pretty bent about the October 11 gig being 21+.

Luck was on our side. Most of the bulletin boards around UNM are made of actual cork, so the permanence of the thumbtack could be employed. This board, outside the Student Union Building, is a three-sided triangular affair, so each side got a few flyers. No matter which way you came into the quad, you’d be treated to a gig flyer.

This is a bulletin board back by Northrup Hall (the geoscience building where we took a short break from being Street Team Members so I could say hi to some old lab mates). After being relegated to the upper and lower parts of the boards, I got a little unethical and moved the eye-level posters out of the way so I could put the Beat flyers right in the line of sight of the passerby. Don’t worry, I didn’t leave the other flyers blowing in the wind. I tacked them back up lower on the board.

Some of the smaller boards at the entrances to the academic halls are hosting the smaller handbills for folks to grab on their way to class. I think this board is outside the Maxwell Museum of Anthropology, but don’t hold me to that. We hit so many boards around campus today they all kind of meld together in the memory banks.

Across the street from the UNM campus is LA Underground, one of the hippest and funkiest record shops in town. They sell actual vinyl there. Vinyl is way cool.

Outside on the Central Avenue side of the store (which is part of old Route 66), with hundreds of cars and pedestrians going by each day, is a large promotional board for upcoming gigs. Stepping inside to ask if we could post a flyer there, I was told that the promoters paid for that space, so we could post a flyer inside the store if we wanted, but outside was cash on demand only.

Give me ten minutes and I can convince anyone of anything. Proof? In ten minutes I bet I can convince you Elle MacPherson is still hot even though she’s pushing 50. But I don’t have ten minutes right now, so you’ll have to take my word for it. Please note in the picture above (that’s me by the way) that there are not one but two English Beat posters tagged to the wall. Way cool, eh?

Here’s a close up of the flyer in all its pride and glory. And I didn’t even have to cough up any dosh to rent the space!

No Street Team push is complete without leaving a stack of handbills behind… be sure to shop at LA Underground next time you’re in Albuquerque!

Jetting down Central to the historic Nob Hill District we hit the dozens of bulletin boards outside cafes and coffee shops and bistros and any other euphemism you can think of to describe hip trendy restaurants. Nestled down amongst all these eateries is the famous Natural Sound, the place to go in Albuquerque for used vinyl and cds, dvds, and best of all, “import” music.

The paid show promoters had already been by Natural Sound (naturally, snicker snicker), but while there was a fine professional poster for the gig in the main window, there were no handbills on the shelves inside the store. We remedied that right quick.

If you’re looking for a killer dessert in Albuquerque, you’ve got to hit the Flying Star. This one’s on Central, but we went to the other four locations in town today as well. Note the blank spot on the window in the right of the picture. It’s going to get a new inhabitant in the next picture.

The bulletin boards (which spill out onto the store windows) are the hotspot for what’s happening around town. Want yoga lessons in your home? Go to Flying Star. Want information on the Xmas production “Nutcracker on the Rocks?” Get the flyer at Flying Star. Want to know about the next English Beat gig? Well, now you can get the skinny at Flying Star.

Next stop on the Street Team Tour was Downtown Albuquerque. That’s the tallest building in the state, the Bank of Albuquerque building on 4th and Copper. Yep, we don’t do things on a grand scale around here. Why did I bother posting this picture? Read the back of the Greyhound bus and you’ll have your answer. Is it chilly in here?

I was starting to get worried that the professional promoters for the El Rey (where the gig is going down a week from Sunday) hadn’t been doing their job. We’d put on about 30 miles driving around town by this time, and we’d only seen the one promo poster at Natural Sound. Finally, the fears were allayed. One of the main boards downtown had an English Beat poster already pinned to the cork. Still, we left our smaller black and white 2 Tone flyer behind as well, just to emphasize Dave was coming.

And here’s where it’s going to happen. This is the El Rey Theater on Central Avenue downtown. Pretty cool how The English Beat is already being billed on the marquee, don’t you think?

Last year the venue right next door burned down, the Golden West Saloon. The El Rey is on one side sharing a common wall and the Launchpad, another gig venue, is on the other side also sharing a common wall. Fortunately, the damage was pretty much limited to the Golden West (which was a total loss), but the El Rey and the Launchpad were both closed for about six months for renovations.

So there’s our Street Team Tour of Albuquerque. We’re not done yet. We’ve got some outlying record shops and restaurants to hit up tomorrow morning, namely Charlie’s on Menaul and Owl Green’s downtown (they were closed again during business hours, the slackers). We had an absolute blast spreading the word. It really feels stellar helping Dave and the band out on this after all they’ve done for us over the years.

Fountain Valley High School is ONE STEP BEYOND…

Posted by admin on Aug-19-2009

Fountain Valley High School is ONE STEP BEYOND…

by Steve Bringe

Call me a cad. Call me a louse. Call me a jerk. Just call me, baby baby…

And that’s the crux of getting my way, the para-nepotistic journey that began with some polite romantic arm-twisting and finished with the Fountain Valley High School 1988 yearbook’s theme being ONE STEP BEYOND…

This isn’t some accident, this isn’t some parallel that just happens to reference MADNESS only in name and not in spirit. No, the yearbook theme is most definitely based entirely upon the seminal MADNESS song ONE STEP BEYOND…

Here’s how it happened, and like everything, it’s a story about a boy and a girl. The boy was me. The girl was… I don’t remember her name (call me cad, call me… et cetera). The boy was a huge fan of Madness. The girl was on the yearbook staff. The boy happened to be dating the girl when the theme for our senior yearbook was being decided upon. A bug in her ear, she wanting to please her boyfriend, and boom, MADNESS made it in! Here’s where you waggle your finger and say “For shame!” No more than two weeks later we were no longer dating, but by then it was too late. The project was well on its way and there was no looking back. The ONE STEP BEYOND… theme was many steps beyond by this point.

Want proof MADNESS was the inspiration? Take a look at this center spread:

That is my 7″ single of ONE STEP BEYOND… pictured within the yearbook’s pages. Those are Chas’ lyrics alongside. And there is MADNESS, printed straight through by name, ample evidence that I imposed my love for MADNESS upon my entire graduating class of 2000 plus fellow students.

So there’s the tale of how the 1988 yearbook for Fountain Valley High School in Orange County, California, USA, became a Testimony of Nuttiness. Pretty cool, don’t you think?

Hello this is Woody’s brother Nick here.

I am writing this short note to tell everybody about my musical projects and video disasters that are in the pipeline or out there for your perusal.

Firstly if you want to listen to some of my music you can listen to my MySpace music by going to www.myspace.com/nickywoodgate.

In my top favourite firends on MySpace you can find Jacana which is another of my bands which is a latin based three piece band that I love playing in but we are have a very slow output of songs recorded and have only finished two tunes to date one of which you can find on the Jacana myspace page by going to www.myspace.com/jacanaband

I had an album for sale on iTunes but have recently taken it off because I quickly became a millionaire and wanted time to spend my money. It was called Nicky Woodgate, and had the tunes Open up and Let Me In, Long Time Coming , Nashville Jam and Joy I Found. All of these were recorded in Nashville TN USA in 2002.

I will shortly have a new EP arriving on iTunes for sale called Storm and Stress, which includes 6 tracks of instrumental music. The tracks include; Blueberry Pie, Get Ready, Rolling Hills, Latin Love, 53rd Ocean and Clear For Landing available in top sound quality.

If you like YouTube you can see me in the crappiest ever film making production of two of my songs. If you search for Nicky Woodgate’s First Video and Nicky Woodgate’s Second Video you should find it or look me up under my user name which is nickywoodgate.

I play in a covers band most weekends and rarely do gigs but it’s normally is in the Mil Hill area of North London near to our rehearsal rooms. We don’t have a name for our covers band. I play a blue Strat through a Peavy valve amp in the covers band - which is another three piece affair and we play 60’s and 70’s hits for the likes of the Stones, The Beatles, The Kinks and The Who, loud and proud and a good laugh if ever I had one.

May you cherish your friends and loved ones and family because they are the reason for all your present happiness.

Love from Nick

Homage or Rip Off?

Posted by admin on Feb-28-2009

Homage or Rip Off?

Look what was uncovered:

The Liberty Of Norton Folgate Album Art
Cover Art for Madness’ “The Liberty of Norton Folgate”

Dan Leno & the Limehouse Golem
Book Cover for Peter Ackroyd’s “Dan Leno & the Limehouse Golem”

Says Jon Young (who ferreted out the graphical parallel):

“It looks to me as both carrying on the Madness tradition of album cover shadows like the Our House album and referencing a book that influenced the title track on the album making a Madness-like version of it.”

Are the two connected, did Madness nick the idea from Peter Akroyd, are they setting themselves up to be sued again like they were with the Madstock album cover art? You be the judge. You know you like to judge.

(And before you start debating the bichromatic nature of the blog entry title, I’m only kidding about it being a rip off - it’s all media sensationalism to lure you into reading the blog!)

The Amphetameanies - Scottish Ska Supremacy

Posted by admin on Feb-2-2009

The Amphetameanies

by Gordy Davidson of the ‘Meanies

Formed in 1997 in Glasgow, shortly after two scooterboys, singer Stan, and bass player, Gordy, saw a shit-awful Madness tribute band at the Southport Scooter Rally, and got thrown out of the hall for shouting abuse at them.
“That is NOT the right bassline to House of FUN!! You fudging currant” and similar.

Annoyed that, by the mid 1990s, the wondrous energy and wit of 2-Tone had been reduced to a sad parade of covers bands and cardboard pork pie nostalgia, Stan and Gordy resolved to start a band that could write and play some NEW tunes that tapped into the bouncing soul of 2-Tone, without just being warmed-up leftovers.

First recruit was Joel Gray, who just happened to be the barman in the very pub where Stan and Gordy were sitting getting pissed and hatching this plan. (The 13th Note, Glassford St)
He had previously drummed for Capone and the Bullets, a multi-racial Glasgow ska outfit that had been in the second-wave of 2-tone, and completely dynamite live, but which had split acrimoniously whilst recording a debut LP (with funding lent by Bad Manners’ Buster Bloodvessel)
Joel was missing his sticks, and was right up for another crack at the big time.

Second recruit was Alex Huntley, a skinny Geordie who had already made a name for himself organising gigs in Glasgow, and playing in various indie bands. He worshipped Jerry Dammers and liked writing “dark songs that sounded cheerful” and was straight in on keyboards.

Jane Chalmers, tiny bass player in all-girl punk trio, Pink Kross, had often expressed an urge to do some ska, so was drafted in to do girl vocals….. and shaved her head specially….

Soon after, Jenny Divers, of Jane’s brother’s Europe-touring crusty punk band Ex-Cathedra, arrived on saxophone.

Word was, by now, spreading that some hi-jinks were afoot.
Mick Cooke, of sensitive indie balladeers, Belle and Sebastian, got in touch through Alex to confess that he loved ska and wanted to join the brass section on trumpet.

Gordy and Stan’s old pal, Rat, confessed that he hated ska, but saw the potential party forming, and joined up to play lead guitar, taking the Roddy Radiation angle of if you cant beat ‘em, join ‘em - then beat ‘em.

After several months of drunken practices, that line-up first appeared at a benefit for striking miners, bottom of the bill - but the two bands on after us knew they were onto a loser, as the crowd continued to shout for us to come back on throughout their sets.

That first set, if memory serves right, was mainly covers… The Bar-Kays ‘Last Night’, The Specials ‘Stupid Marriage’, The Pietasters ‘Girl Take It Easy’, The Damned’s ‘Love Song’ and a shambolic stagger through the classic ‘54-46 (was my number)’. However, there were already two songs of our own in the set, the Morricone-inspired “Tales of the Arizona Highway Patrol” and a completely silly eastern european knees-up called ‘Mo’Ska’. These went down very well, and we felt from that moment that we could write more and quickly do away with the cover versions.

More gigs followed into the winetr of 1997, as word spread that there was, for the first time in many years in Glasgow, a band playing stuff you could jump around to.

Soon, Lindsey Watson, a long-time Pink Kross groupie, turned up at a practice to TELL us she was going to join as trombonist. Several months later, she actually took her trombone out of its case and we started to believe her.

And finally, Helen Lloyd, Alex’s girlfriend at the time, was seeing so much of us all, what with practices round her and Alex’s flat every week, that she asked if she could maybe learn some of the keyboard bits, just in case Alex couldn’t make it along one night.

We were off to a flying start…

we started writing and recording our own songs

“Around the World…” our first single, was released on Scottish indie label F&J in 1998

A double A-side of “Arizona Highway Patrol” and “Mo’Ska”, it was recorded by an enthusiastic friend, rather than anyone with any experience of recording, and didn’t sound nearly as good as we did live… but we sold lots of regardless.

“Last Night” our second single, worked out a lot better, and got played on the radio, sold out its first pressing, and then got picked up and re-released by German ska label PuffOtterPlatten (later renamed RatRaceRecords as it moved from punk to ska releases)

That got us some serious gigs…. most notably the T in the Park festival 1999, where we opened the main stage, just ahead of Joe Strummer’s Mescaleroes, The Stereophonics, the Beautiful South and Blur. We took our own soundman on the day, and were told afterwards that, of all the day’s bands, we had been the one to most consistently exceed the noise limits imposed by the local council.

another single followed…. “Whisky”….

Actually a split single - ‘Treaty at Harthill” with our Edinburgh ska-punk pals and labelmates The Newtown Grunts, with which we were playing a lot of gigs, and working up our own wee scene of skinheads, scooterboys, crusties and students.
Harthill is the grim service statiion halfway between Glasgow and Edinburgh.

Then came our first album, “Right Line In Nylons” recorded in a damp studio in Glasgow’s Maryhill, on a budget of f**k all, half of which was spent on fags and cider. But it turned out pretty well, if a wee bit FAST in places.


It sold out its first 1000 CD pressing, then its second, and its third, then got released on lovely vinyl in Europe by RatRaceRecords, who by that time were organising jaunts for us to go to the continent to play to its huge ska crowd

As the century turned, we were much in demand live…. Glasgow’s famous King Tuts had us in to do their Millennium celebrations…. we stole a trick from King Kurt and split the set to offer the audience ‘New Century-New Haircut’, and set up temporary barber’s chairs on stage, with band members wielding electric clippers and scissors to anyone willing to be sacrificed. I personally cut ponytails off two big chaps, who maybe wouldn’t have done it were they not pissed.

Tours abroad and sell-out gigs at home continued through 2001, but we hit a songwriting block, and by 2002, were well and truly in a rut, banging out five-year-old songs and getting pissed off with it. But fate intervened…

In the space of a year, 2002 into 2003, Jenny sax fulfilled her longstanding ambition to travel the world (she ended up marrying an Australian), Rat finally got a job, running a pub, and needed his sleep, and finally, Alex, who had always been a singer at heart, struck gold with his side project, Franz Ferdinand, and apologetically left, not just to travel the world, but to take over large chunks of it.

These departures, all amicable and marked by a variety of parties and farewell events, were a useful kick up the arse… we recruited young saxophone genius James Swinbourne to fill the gap in the brass, and got old pal John Disco (who had earned his musical wings as a 14 year old, appearing on Top of The Pops with teen rrriot outfit Bis) as guitarist. John was also a huge ska fan (particularly The Beat) and with him onboard, songs suddenly started flowing again.

Shortly after he joined, Yank ska-punks Rancid invited us to support them over two nights at Glasgow’s Barrowland Ballroom, and we found ourselves playing to thousands of wee teenie-punks who, quite possibly, had never seen a brass section in their life. Those gigs were a huge success – and we were revived.

Our first new single in several years followed shortly after… ‘Say Something Special’…. a bitter rant at some of the skinheads we had met both in the UK and overseas, who had professed to be Specials fans, but had also revealed a taste for right wing politics. How the f**k can you be a Specials fan AND a Nazi, you twats?

The single was another sell-out success, and again we got radio play, and invites to play all sorts of strange gigs, many of which we happily took. We also filmed our first proper video, borrowing liberally from the Big Madness Book of cheap video trickery….

We got to work recording our second LP, and released a second single from the new batch of songs, “Hand of God”, which has since become a bit of an anthem for Scottish football’s notorious Tartan Army (which we were rather hoping it would)

Finishing the LP it took a while, again cos we were basically begging and borrowing studio time and equipment, and only paying for stuff when a particularly tasty gig had left us with some spare… but there wasn’t really a rush anyway, and all the time spent wasn’t wasted. When “Now! That’s What I Call… the Amphetameanies” finally came out in 2006, the reviews we got were fantastic, and it quickly sold out its first pressing on CD, and needed repressed on vinyl.

Do The Dog (December 2006)
“Charging out of Glasgow with a corking 2nd album are long running 9-piece juggernaut The Amphetameanies. Titled “Now! That¹s What I Call … The Amphetameanies”, the 14-song disc is a riotous party of soul-injected 2-Tone from start to finish.
Echoes of Madness, Blondie, The Specials and Dexys Midnight Runners can be heard on the release, all injected with the band’s unique sense of humour and knack for writing top quality pop tunes. Yet another contender for album of the year in an extraordinary 12 months for UK ska!
(Kev Flowerdew)

End of last year, we wanted to release another song off “Now! That’s…” to give us another shot at getting it on the radio, and win ourselves a few more friends.
“Goodbye Boyfriend” was picked, but to ensure value for money for long-suffering fans who had already bought two singles off the LP, we put it out on an EP with three brand new tracks.

A video for that song is now in the works… in fact, I’ll be getting square eyes editing the sod this weekend.

Meanwhile, we’ve just released a video for another track off “Now! That’s …”, the big instrumental “Desert Culture”. Never a single, but a live favourite, this tune was a good excuse to use the idea we’d always had of strapping a video camera to the front of a scooter and horsing it through Glasgow as fast as we could.


the 10th anniversary t-shirt “10 years of Bad. Scottish. Ska”

There are just too many Amphetameanies stories to tell, and I’m probably not the best to tell them, as Stan is infinitely better at making tales funny, while all the girls are great at remembering the details I’ve long forgotten.

However, we’ve played everything from huge posh festivals, to people’s living rooms; we’ve slept in nice hotels, we’ve slept in bare board squats; we’ve been pursued by groupies, we’ve been besieged by Nazis; we’ve played to huge crowds, we’ve played to barstaff and passers-by; and our travels have taken us from Shetland to Soho, Birmingham to Berlin. It’s been hilarious and I remember about a tenth of it.

Bands we’ve supported:
The Skatalites (lost count how many times)
Neville Staple (see above)
The Selecter
Bad Manners
Rancid
Jerry Dammers (well, he was DJing)
The Rezillos
The Exploited
Pama International
Franz Ferdinand
Joe Strummer
The Undertones
The Aggrolites
and many more I really don’t remember.

(of course, there is a major name missing from that list. A HUGE gap in our CV)

Plans:
There are 12 completely new songs written for album number three. As you’d expect if you know us at all, there are about half a dozen ska monsters in there, and a half a dozen other songs which defy easy description. But the feel is good… it sounds like us having fun, which was always the point.

We’ve started seriously rehearsing towards getting them all recorded sooner rather than later. Would be nice to have album three out a bit quicker than we managed album number two.
As for gigs, going to play as many as we can this year, to try out the new songs, raise a bit of cash and, of course, have an excuse for long drunken nights under plastic palm trees.

if yir interested, check these places for news.

www.amphetameanies.co.uk

(there’s also an online shop attached to the official site, should you feel moved to buy one of our fabulously hard-to-find records)

www.myspace.com/meaniesmusic

The Thesis of Norton Folgate

Posted by admin on Jan-21-2009

THE THESIS OF NORTON FOLGATE

by Graham Yates and Jonathan Young


Some 8 months or so ago, much excitement was generated across the Madniverse by the appearance on YouTube of what has become known as the “Moody Board” – a clip containing the first glimpse of the long rumoured title track from the new album which legend foretold was anything between ten and fifteen minutes long. The clip weighed in at just under seven minutes and as well as the audio, contained video that had been cleverly mixed together from various cult films, including Clockwork Orange, Brazil, Sleepy Hollow, Oliver! and The Elephant Man. And what a clip it was, the song was nothing like we could have imagined with it’s audio tour around a dark, murky and macabre London, conjuring images of Dickensian times, pea soupers and Jack The Ripper’s Victorian London in one fell swoop. The song truly was a work of genius even from that shortened version, and the words magnum opus sprang immediately to mind

The various Madness forums lit up with talk of this wonderous thing that had appeared and before long phrases such as “I was blown away”, “It’s a work of genius” and “Can they ever carry this off live?” were bandied about amongst the gathering throngs. Talk soon turned to the various points of reference in the song, which truly is a virtual tour of a part of London, taking in it’s landmarks, it’s characters and it’s very raison d’etre – having already transcribed the lyrics I was soon to turn to researching the faces and places that go to make up this source of such awe and getting more and more sucked in as I did – gleefully posting each new discovery to forums, and growing what would become a point of reference for the song and it’s characters. Those posts, along with his own research were turned into a full blown article by friend, fellow forumite and MIS editor Jon Young, which duly appeared in an edition of MIS published on Sunday 18th May 2008 which can be found here: http://www.robomod.net/pipermail/madness/2008-May/000456.html

Since then of course we had the three course meal that was the gigs at the Hackney Empire that we all feasted on so eagerly, where the band proved that yes they could play a ten minute song live, ably assisted by added strings and brass, and boy did they prove it. The theatrical nature of the venue, together with the stage sets and added supporting cast of Dickensian characters leant themselves perfectly to the song that bought the house down at the end of the first act of the shows. The song then received a further airing at the pre-Xmas gigs in Brussels, Manchester and London and whilst it may not have worked so well in arena type settings with the added complication of an audience expecting the greatest hits package was again carried off with aplomb. Then finally over the weekend that followed on the 19th December, we were all to get our hands on the full length studio version of the song as part of the digital download to accompany the box set we had long been craving.

So dear reader that is the history of the song, but what is it’s meaning? Who are it’s characters? Where are these wonderous places it describes? Well let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of……The Liberty Of Norton Folgate.

So those lyrics in full, based on the full blown studio version available on the download:

This is the story of the Liberty Of Norton Folgate

Old Jack Norris, the musical shrimp and the cadging ramble…..

A little bit of this, would you like a bit of that

But in weather like this, you should wear a coat, a nice warm hat
A needle and thread the hand stitches of time
Battling Levinsky versus Jackie Burk
Bobbing and weaving, an invisible line

So step for step and both light on our feet
We’ll travel many along dim silent street

Would you like a bit of this, or a little bit of that? (Misses)
A little bit of what you like does you no harm, you know that
The perpetual steady echo of the passing beat
A continual dark river of people
In it’s transience and in it’s permanence
But, when the streetlamp fills the gutter with gold
So many priceless items bought and sold

So step for step and both light on our feet
We’ll travel many along dim silent street (together)

Once round Arnold Circus, and up through Petticoat Lane
Past the well of shadows, and once back round again
Arm in arm, with an abstracted air
To where the people stare
Out of the upstairs windows
Because we are living like kings
And these days will last forever

Cos sailors from Africa, China and the archipelago of Malay
Jump ship ragged and penniless into Shadwells Tiger Bay
The Welsh and Irish wagtails, mothers of midnight
The music hall carousel enspilling out into Bow fire light
Sending half crazed shadows, giants dancing up the brick wall
Of Mr Trumans beer factory, waving, bottles ten feet tall

Whether one calls it Spitalfields, Whitechapel, Tower Hamlets
Or Banglatown. We’re all dancing in the moonlight, we’re all
On borrowed ground.

Oh, I’m just walking down to, I’m just floating down through
Won’t you come with me, to the Liberty of Norton Folgate
But wait!
What’s that?
Dan Leno
And the Limehouse golem

*Whistling duet*

Purposefully walking nowhere, oh I’m happy just floating about
(Have a banana)
On a Sunday afternoon, the stallholders all call and shout
To no-one in particular
Avoiding people you know, you’re just basking in you’re own company
The technicolour world’s going by, but you’re the lead in your own movie

Cos in the Liberty of Norton Folgate
Walking wild and free, in your second hand coat,
Happy just to float
In this little taste of liberty
A part of everything you see

They’re coming left and right
Trying to flog you stuff you don’t need or want
And a smiling chap takes your hand
And drags you in his Uncles restaurant
(ee-yar, ee-yar, ee-yar)

There’s a Chinese man trying hard to flog you moody DVDs
You know? You’ve seen the film, it’s black and white, it’s got no sound
And a man’s head pops up and down
Right across your widescreen TV
(Only a fiver)
(’Ow much?)
(Alright, two for eight quid)
(Ee-yar, ee-yar, look, I’m givin’ it away)
(Givin’ it away!)

Cos in the Liberty of Norton Folgate
Walking wild and free, in your second hand coat,
Happy just to float
In this little piece of liberty
You’re a part of everything you see

There’s the sturdy old fellows, pickpockets, dandy’s, extortioners
And night wanderers, the feeble, the ghastly, upon whom death
Had placed a very sure hand,
Some in shreds and patches,
Reeling inarticulate full of noisy and inordinate vivacity
That jars discordantly upon the ear
And gives an aching sensation to both pair of eyeballs
(Noisy and inordinate vivacity)

Ohhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh etc etc

In the beginning was a fear of the immigrant
In the beginning was a fear of the immigrant
He’s made his way down to the dark riverside

In the beginning was a fear of the immigrant
In the beginning was a fear of the immigrant
He’s made his home there down by the dark riverside

Ohhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh etc etc

He made his home there down by the riverside
They made their homes there down by the riverside
The city sprang up from the dark river Thames

They made their home there down by the riverside
They made their homes there down by the riverside
The city sprang up from the dark mud of the Thames
I’ll say it again

(Ha ha ha, that’s right)

‘Cos in the Liberty of Norton Folgate
Walking wild and free
And in your second hand coat
Happy just to float
In this little taste of liberty
Cos you’re a part of everything you see
Yes, you’re a part of everything you see

With a little bit of this
And a little bit of that
A little bit of what you like does you no harm
And you know that

Ohhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh etc etc (repeat to end)

The Liberty Of Norton Folgate

Norton Folgate… a brief history can be found at the following links:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norton_Folgate

http://www.hidden-london.com/nortonfolgate.html

In short….”Until its merger with the parish of Spitalfields in 1911,
Norton Folgate was an extra-parochial liberty, which meant that it was
outside the influence of the church.”… It is now just the name of a
road near Liverpool Street, the wider area of the Liberty having taken on new names (Spitalfields,
Whitechapel, Tower Hamlets, Banglatown) more on some of these later.

Old Jack Norris, the musical shrimp and the cadging ramble”:

And so we come to the first of the songs characters “Old Jack Norris, the musical shrimp and the cadging ramble”:

I came across the following link that takes you right to Mr Norris
from an 1824 published book called The Cabinet of Curiosities,

http://tiny.cc/WCLu6

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=2Y4A … #PPA348,M1

Both links are to what appears to be an old news article in which it
states on p348: A short time ago Old Jack Norris died suddenly
and an inquest was held on the body. It was reported the deceased
was starved to death. The evidence proved, that latterly the
deceased, who was nearly seventy years of age, was unable to
pursue his occupation of a dealer in shrimps, which from his
peculiar cry, gained him the appellation of the “Musical Shrimp
Man”…the article goes on to suggest that he was a bit of a
ne’er do well and was known to give advice “on the subject of
“cadging” (begging)”…and no-one could “make a more profitable
harvest from a cadging ramble”.

“Battling Levinsky versus Jackie Burk (or Berg)”

A short, hop, skip and a boxing shuffle away we come to “Battling Levinsky versus Jackie Burk” – now there has been much debate in my head over this one – Battling Levinsky existed, and indeed fought in London, but I’ve been unable to find any reference to his opponent Mr Burk. When I originally transcribed the song, I had him down as Jackie Berg and indeed had a point of reference for him, which also gave his nickname as the “Whitechapel Whirlwind” – which made sense given the songs geographical roots. However at the Hackney gigs, the screens flashed up the name as Jackie Burk. So who did fight Mr Levinsky? A long forgotten and unheard of since Mr Burk? Or perhaps a fictional character created by the band? Or a typo on the screens and my original transcription of Jackie Berg was correct? Time my friend will tell, but for now and out of curiosities sake here are the original details uncovered for Mr Levinsky and his opponent Mr Berg:

Two Jewish Boxers, from Londons past, Battling Levinsky:

http://www.jewishsports.net/biopages/BattlingLevinsky.htm http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/boxing/levinsky.htm

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=10598&cat=boxer&pageID=1
http://www.boxrec.com/media/index.php?title=Human:10598

The other boxer is Jack Berg…(or perhaps not)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4354243.stm

Who was apparently a Jewish boxer in the 1920’s, known as the
Whitechapel Whirlwind, neatly providing the London connection, although there’s nothing to suggest that he and Battling Levinsky ever fought each other…so perhaps
the latter was used in the song by way of poetic licence.

“Once around Arnold Circus, and up through Petticoat Lane”

And now we come “Once around Arnold Circus, and up through Petticoat Lane” which are both areas of London that were traditionally Jewish settled at one time.
Petticoat Lane was and is a market street, and one that is surviving
in the language despite the fact that the street isn’t there anymore!
Petticoat Lane is now called Middlesex Street and also parts of
Wentworth Street E1. It’s probably the most famous of all London’s
street markets, and derives its name from its long history as a centre
of the clothing trade. Arnold Circus E2 is a residential circus (a
circus being in this context a point where several roads meet)

“Past the well of shadows and once back round again”

There are two theories about the origins of the area of London, that would have sat within the Liberty, known as Shadwell one of them has it deriving from the “well of shadows” which was a drinking well/spa. More information on Shadwell and it’s history can be found here:

http://www.moderngent.com/history_of_london/hiddenhistoryshadwell.php

or here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadwell

“Cos sailors from Africa, China and the archipelago of Malay”

The sailors origins of Africa and China are plainly whole countries, but the archipelago of Malay if you’re not aware is a large series of islands between South Eastern Asia (IndoChina)
and Australia. The point of reference here particularly with the next line about “jump ship ragged and penniless” is to the area featured in the song was once a bustling docks where ships from all over the world would come to deliver their goods into the very heart of the nations capital, and with it depositing their crews, and more to the point the members of their crews that wanted to “jump ship” i.e. leave it’s crew for a perceived better life on dry land.

“Jump ship ragged and penniless into Shadwells Tiger Bay”

So we’ve discovered the roots of Shadwell, but what of it’s Tiger Bay?

Shadwell (which is an area just outside the City of London) had an area called Tiger Bay that was (in)famous for it’s opium houses and other dens of iniquity…Tiger Bay was actually a nickname for an area called Bluegate Fields it seems….see the following links for more info:

http://www.mernick.co.uk/thhol/opismoke.html

http://www.mernick.co.uk/thhol/tigerbay.html

There is also a dock in Cardiff, Wales called Tiger Bay, which was once thriving in the same way as London’s docks were so the derivation of the name may have come about by way of comparison between the two.

The Welsh and Irish wagtails, mothers of midnight”

No specific reference has been found for the above line, however a wagtail is a migratory bird, so can only presume this is a poetic reference to the Irish and Welsh men and women who would come looking for work in the docks.

“The music hall carousel enspilling out into Bow fire light”

There has been much debate about this line, which we’ll come onto later. The first part of the song with it’s reference to music hall is easily explained by the East End of London having a long history of music hall theatres with it’s variety acts and cheap seats that were more affordable to the lower class that inhabited the area than the more serious theatres of the West End and elsewhere.

It’s the second half of the line that has caused the debate however – even now it’s not clear if Suggs sings “Bow fire light”, “bonfire light” or even “Bow for a light”, all three of them would make contextual sense, there are however points of reference that would explain them also. Bow is an area of the East End of London that borders on many of the others referenced in the song. The Bryant & May match factory was located in Bow, East London, and was where London’s famed “match girls” would collect their wares from, so the thinking is that this line is a reference to that

“Of Mr Trumans beer factory, waving, bottles ten feet tall”

This is a reference to Truman, Hanbury and Buxton’s brewery at Brick Lane, though Truman was
there first! Mostly taken over now it’s an area of houses art galleries, restaurants, and retail shops in that space, but back in the past of the songs history it was famous for being a place where a p*ss up could be organised.

“Whether one calls it Spitalfields, Whitechapel, Tower Hamlets Or Banglatown.”

All of these are modern names for areas of East London that were once part of the Liberty, and are mostly cosmopolitan areas, with a real mix of wealth and poverty, you can literally move from a street with multi-million pound houses into one with dingy council flats in a few short paces. Whitechapel attained infamy in the 1880’s through Jack The Ripper, Spitalfields these days is well to do and home to a number of famous residents including the artists Gilbert & George. Brick Lane connects nearly all the names mentioned in the song, it has tried to re-brand itself by using the label “Banglatown” according to the following link:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/apr/13/india.comment

As a label Banglatown was established in recognition of the large Bangladeshi community living in and around Brick Lane (London, E1). Banglatown, modelled on the popular Chinatowns found in countries around the world, has recently gone through a transformation, Brick Lane, is area of London, mostly known for its assortment of cheap curry houses, situated only 5 minutes from the financial district that is the City Of London.

“Dan Leno And The Limehouse Golem”

Dan Leno was a musical hall artist born in 1860 and was a huge star – more information can be found here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Leno

He could also be seen in some of the clips shown on the screens at Hackney and the Xmas 2008 gigs – he’s the one stood on the tips of the long pointy shoes.

A golem is a mythical Jewish creature and is an animated being created entirely from inanimate matter – again more information here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golem

Finally Limehouse is another area of the east end of London which would formally have been part of the Liberty – sandwiched between Shadwell and Westferry. The name relates to the local lime kilns located by the river and operated by the large potteries that served shipping in the London docks.

Putting all these together however and you get a 1995 novel by Peter Ackroyd “Dan Leno & The Limehouse Golem”. A Gothic tale of 19th-century London, based on a serial killer from Jewish folklore: The Limehouse golem.

Synopsis of the book here:

“Set in pea-soup foggy Victorian London in the world of music hall and pantomime, ‘Dan Leno & the Limehouse Golem’ begins with the death-by-hanging of Elizabeth Cree for the murder of her husband. But was she guilty? What terrible secret was she hiding? And what are we to make of the late Mr Cree whose journal begins; ‘It was a fine bright morning and I could feel a murder coming on?’ I could feel those goosebumps coming on from page one … this brilliant novel pervades the midnight movies of the mind and makes the blood run chilly… Mesmerising, macabre and totally brilliant”

“And a smiling chap takes your hand and drags you in his Uncles restaurant”

A common practice, particularly in tourist areas, the world over – in this instance the line most probably relates to the Indian restaurants of Brick Lanewhere it “smiling chaps” do indeed try and drag you into their restaurants.

“There’s a Chinese man trying hard to flog you moody DVDs”

Again a common practice around the world but it is most definitely rare to spend any time in London these days without someone sidling up beside you and posing the question “You want to buy a DVD?” whilst opening their bags to reveal, very obviously pirated, copies of all the latest blockbusters.

And there dear reader you have it – a long and winding meander around the streets that are The Liberty Of Norton Folgate.

This has been a YaYo Production from the keyboards of Graham Yates and Jon Young with source material provided by a certain Mr McPherson.